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Market Indicators

USD/ZAR 16.73 🔼
EUR/ZAR 19.57 🔼
AUD/ZAR 11.94 🔼
GBP/ZAR 22.57 🔼
Brent Crude USD 114,22 / ZAR 1,911 🔼
Gold (Au) USD 4,628.49 / ZAR 77,434 🔽
BTC USD 76,223 / ZAR 1,275,210 🔽
COFFEE USD 2,80/ZAR 46,84 / LBS 🔽

MZANSI’S currency is holding its ground against a firmer dollar, even as GLOBAL risk assets wobble and energy costs reset higher. The defining shift this week is structural — the US naval blockade on Iran has the Strait of Hormuz effectively SHUT, and Brent at USD 114 reflects a genuine supply shock rather than noise.
In the near term, expect CONTINUED volatility as central banks weigh hawkish energy-driven inflation against softer growth. Looking further out, prospects IMPROVE materially if Hormuz reopens and tensions ease. HOLD TIGHT — stay the course and don’t chase the headlines.


CHAT GPT & MOM.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/opinion/divided-ai-romance-chatbot-love-story.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cFA.JXrz.zNW-N-O1dNs1&smid=nytcore-android-share

81bn ton MISTAKE.

https://www.iflscience.com/theres-just-one-small-81-billion-billion-ton-mistake-in-the-viral-ai-artemis-mission-photo-83215

FAECAL crime SPREE.

https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/fecal-vandals-nearly-weeklong-crime-spree-comes-end-police-catch-act

GBP220K alcohol PAYOUT.

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-given-14-shots-of-tequila-on-carnival-cruise-awarded-220-000-in-damages-13532354

Rare 2-COLOURED lobster.

https://apnews.com/article/lobster-two-toned-cape-cod-aquarium-4dfef2b0ce0717e26303238e6429d100

INTEREST: Lobsters have chemosensory hairs (receptors) on THEIR legs and claws that allow them to “taste” or “smell” their environment and find food.

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